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˃ ❝Wait- we’re having a baby?❞

˃ ❝Oh God, I can already picture you changing diapers for the little one❞

˃ ❝Hold on, let’s not tell anyone yet. We’ll surprise them.❞

˃ ❝Heartbeats? Plural? There’s more than one?!❞

˃ ❝I’ve been throwing up all week.❞

˃ ❝That baby is lucky to have you as a mother.❞

˃ ❝I just felt a kick!❞

˃ ❝You’ll be an amazing father, you know that?❞

˃ ❝We really made this baby together, huh?❞

˃ ❝I’m craving what you’re eating right now❞ / ❝Sweetheart, this is really not good for you or the baby.❞

˃ ❝You’re stretch marks are so beautiful love.❞

˃ ❝I think I’ve fallen more in love with you being pregnant.❞

˃ ❝Look at how tiny her/his hands are!❞

˃ ❝You’re glowing.❞

˃ ❝Don’t give your mommy too much trouble.❞

˃ ❝So we’re officially starting a family now?❞

˃ ❝Your child has been kicking me all day.❞

˃ ❝Honey, I can walk up the stairs fine. I’m pregnant, not paralysed.❞

˃ ❝You’re doing so well sweetheart. Just a few more weeks. My superwoman.❞

˃ ❝S/he definitely got those features from you honey.❞

˃ ❝Go easy. You are carrying my child.❞

˃ ❝Already with the dad jokes?!❞