Self-doubt: This is 50,000 words long and you're not even halfway into the plot
Me: It's just a first draft
Self-doubt: None of this makes sense
Me: First draft
Self-doubt: You're just making things worse by adding to it. It looks like a trash mountain.
Me: FIRST DRAFT
Self-doubt: And do you seriously think this plot is gonna work? Like what is going on here--
Me: FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRST DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFT.