THE YEAR AND THE FUCKERIES. 🗓
1. Nothing lures in the prey better than a free hoodie. 😏
2. Post-break-up blow up and glow up. 🙃🙂
3. Big career moves. 🐶
4. Do NOT let Yokohama know. 🤫
5. Whatever drugs this bitch is on, I want some too. 🤥👀
6. My god that was in fact NOT beautiful. 😶
7. And neither is this grandma, please go get dressed. 😬
8. SERIOUSLY RIGHT NOW. 😶😬🙄
9. Just put him on a leash already. 🦮
10. Jinxed it. 🙄
11. Fingers crossed for that "Watched a concert" one. 🤞
12. Lapdoggery doing lapdoggy things. 🐩