Note: Top ten sexiest characters, part seven. Celebrating two hundred followers. 

10. Jamie Ashen (Ryan Kwanten) from Dead Silence

Does pretty much exactly what I’d want my husband to do in that situation. 

9. Michael Marks (Noam Jenkins) from Saw II

Am I worthy of that body? 

8. Eric Coulter (Jai Courtney) from Divergent

Completely evil punk BF. 

7. Kevin Beckman (Chris Hemsworth) from Ghostbusters: Answer the Call

Acts like a dumbass on purpose to mess with people and gets possessed by a power hungry weirdo. 

6. Dean (Taylor Handley) from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning

Has wavy hair. Gets hurt/tied up. Fights back. Bashes captor’s head against the floor. 

5. Frank Anderson (James Duval) from Donnie Darko

Why are distorted voices sexy? 

4. Buddy Hooks (Chester Rushing) from Jeepers Creepers 3

His adorable crush on Addison! The way he caresses her cheek! Aw! 

3. Paul Lahote (Alex Meraz) from The Twilight Saga

I just remember he was really hot and transformed into a wolf. 

2. Kit Walker (Evan Peters) from American Horror Story: Asylum

It’s understandable why the aliens wanted to breed him.

1. Paul Atreides (Kyle MacLachlan) from Dune

Sorry Sting-Rautha, if anyone had to wear a speedo, it should have been Muad’Dib.