*sebastian & iago arguing over who has it worse, babysitting headstrong royalty or serving a corrupt usurper with delusions of grandeur*

zazu: excuse me gentlemen but i may be uniquely qualified to offer comment on this matter

Diablo, the raven that belonged to Maleficent: *inhale* 

bitch

(Edit: HEY BUZZFEED WHAT HAPPENS IF I EDIT THIS AFTER YOU PUT IT ON YOUR THING WITHOUT ASKING IF I WAS COOL WITH IT I BET IT’S NOT GREAT FOR YOU)

(LINKING BACK TO THE ORIGINAL IS NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR ASKING PERMISSION YOU LAZY PRICKS)

(WRITE YOUR OWN DAMN CONTENT IF ASKING TO USE MINE OR GAUD’S IS SUCH A CHORE)

(IF YOU’D BUY A TICKET TO SEE THE MOVIE THEN PAY ME FOR USING MY GODDAMN CONTENT, YOU DISINGENUOUS ASSHOLE)