Masterlist

(All are gender neutral unless stated otherwise)

Ahkmenrah (Night at the Museum)

Aren’t We Monumental?: Ahkmenrah starts showing symptoms of major anxiety. 

None Like You: You’re a newly birthed god and you make friends with a young prince. 

All The Stars In The Universe: Ahk pines for you, but you don’t notice. 

Say My Name: You’re a harpist that the prince takes too much of a liking towards.

Habromania: You’re very secretive and it intrigues him.

Baisemain: Crackfic where you got murdered and someone hid your body in the museum.

Arcadian; He finds solace in your simplicity of life. Part 2

Latibule: Ahk’s time at Cambridge University and how he learned English through you.

I Don’t Know Me Like You Do: His muse goes from being his imagination to being a full human he can see; you.

The Story of Golden Fish and Red Duck: Your families hate each other, you and Ahk hate each other, it’s a hate-fest and Ahkmen won’t stop flirting with you. Ch. 1, Ch. 2, Ch. 3, Ch. 4, Ch. 5

jiāoqiǎnyánshēn: (request) You run into a man wearing an Egyptian costume at a train station at midnight. Turns out, he’s actually a good conversationist. 

The Dead Heed No Lies: (link to masterpost) Your job isn't as simple as it was when you first started out. Before you know it, you're hunting down an old God who happens to be a kleptomaniac with an overgrown sense of justice, alongside a 4,000 year old corpse who occasionally commits first degree murder.

The Walls Our Shadows Touch: The sentence for desecration and murder is execution, but there’s something different about your case. Something odd. Ahkmenrah investigates.

Practical Magicians: (request) You teach Ahk about your job as a programmer and get a sweet gift in return.

Antibiotic: (request) Ahk gets very dramatic when he’s sick. Who knew.

Miscreation: You're a magician in Ancient Egypt, but you have to keep your magic secret, as it isn't quite 'normal' magic. The youngest prince takes a liking to you.

The Flowers in your Hair: (request) A new King comes in and tries to woo you, but Ahk notices your discomfort around him.

Dusk and Dawn: A gardener and a prince look for the beauty in the world and end up finding it in each other.

Leeway: Sometimes, you just need to feed the person you accidentally embalmed alive a lot of vodka. A LOT.

Blue Velvet: (request) Compared to him your eyes are very common. He disagrees.

Rolling Thunder: (request) You’re hiding your past transgressions.

Revered One: (AO3 Series) The original plan was to completely loot out the tomb and sell the winnings in Rome during a festival of wine-drinking. Doubt instills itself in you the moment you see the stolen Pharaoh come to life, and suddenly you find it hard to trust the two people you were meant to trust the most.

Cambridge Ghouls: Ahkmenrah and the weird people he met during his time at Cambridge, including you, the zombie. (Kind of? A halloween series) pt. 2, pt. 3

The Ivory Haunting: His face is engrained into your head but his name is nowhere. Where does he exist? Why are you so obsessed? pt. 2, pt. 3, pt. 4

Make Me Your Queen: He’s never seen anything like you––nothing comes close to your royalty, your beauty, your power, and it draws him in deeper.

The Nose Kiss: A dinner and offerings to the Gods devolves into something much quieter.

Upon His Grave: (AO3 Series) Astray from home, the Diver finds themselves on a planet unlabelled in the map. Here they search for the purer things in life; solitude, comfort in understanding the way life works, and ultimately peace. They, unsurprisingly, do not find that. There's a voice that haunts this planet. Someone you can't see. Who is he?

The Iris: (request) Getting sent back in time is rough. Getting legally kidnapped by the royal family is worse. pt. 2

Days That Pass as Dreams: (request) You being a maladaptive daydreamer separates you from reality, even when Ahk vies for you.

Pull the Stars Out of the Sky (And Gift Them to Me): (link to masterpost) The new Pharaoh has a bit of an obsession problem. Normally you wouldn’t care, but the issue is that he’s obsessed with you.

Missing Voices: (request) Soulmate AU where soulmates can hear each other’s thoughts.

Playthings: (request) Your country is at war with his. As leaders, your duty is to protect your people, but you can’t help that you’re drawn to him.

Roost: (request) You take your pet to the museum to introduce to the exhibits.

Softhearted: (request) You try to burgle the museum. You didn’t take into account that the exhibits are alive at night.

A Special Kind of Attention: The young Prince, who you are in the employ of, enjoys playing pranks and generally tormenting you.

Iron Pikes: (headcanon request) Reader dresses very alt and at first, Ahk is quite scared.

Rolling Stoned: (headcanon request) Reader is a stoner.

The Breeding Kings: Ahk employs your help as a potion-maker into his daily life.

The Gift: Kahmunrah gets a gift for one of Ahk’s birthdays. Hint: it’s you. (smut warning)

The Blood of the Covenant: Ahkmen encounters a cult hidden from the view of Thebes and the Pharaoh, lead by a stunning God/dess of the snakes.

Magic Poisoning: (request) Ahk gets sick from some bad food and you have to deal with his delirium. Again.

Poet King: A special type of afterparty. (smut warning)

Leaving You: (request) You get sick. Ahk tries his best to help.

Useless Medicine: (request) You get kicked out of college, and Ahk comes to try and cheer you up.

I Don’t Have The Words Anymore: (request) You notice Ahk’s been missing home.

Don’t You Love This Life: He keeps pulling you away from your job for the stupidest reasons, but it’s not like you can say ‘no’ to a Pharaoh.

Snowballing: (request) A little snowball fight after failed baking escapades is always fun.

Revelation and Reverence: After spending several years silently pining after the young Prince, you receive a letter.

Times Square: (request) You meet a strange man in the middle of Times Square at night, but only for a moment. Before he leaves, however, he drops a very special wristband that leaves you with many questions, including what his identity really is.

Lover’s Hand: You don’t remember how you got here. What happened? Why are you in his bed?

Rose Oil: (request) The Prince asks you to bathe with him. Can you really say no? (smut warning)

Locked: (request) Ahkmenrah freaks out after his sarcophagus is locked and no one can get it open. Larry calls a specialist in to help––you.

Khonsu Worshipper: (request) Headcanons on Ahkmenrah’s S/O being a devotee of Khonsu.

Taste of the Rich: Ahkmenrah feeds you fruit. That’s it.

Autumn Rain: Ahk sneaks out in the middle of the night to go see you.

The Night Grows Dim: (link to masterpost) As a shabti servant of the Gods, you are bound to follow and assist them with any task. When a young God accidentally gets the Prince of Egypt sick with untamed magic, you follow him to the overworld in hopes of helping to heal the Prince and keep the young God safe. Things do not go to plan, and you find yourself without the guidance of a master commanding your every move, left alone with a Prince to save and humanity to discover.

Curious Companion: You wake up in a museum and realize you’re just a wax version of yourself. Your curiosity remains, and you find yourself entrenched in conversation with a millennia old Pharaoh.

Beat the Heat: (OC fic related to The Night Grows Dim) After all the events of The Night Grows Dim, Ahk and Wau enjoy their peaceful, and well-earned, life together.

Within You: You make prayer to the Gods to be one with your beloved.

Starstruck: (request) You awake as an exhibit in the museum and become infatuated with the local Pharaoh. He is surprisingly flustered by the attention.

Kenny Al-Bahir (War at Home) 

All male reader due to character being gay.

What Plagues My Thoughts: It’s a surprise when you join a punk band, but it’s a bigger surprise when that spurs you on to actually talking to your long-time crush, Kenny.

Baby, My Love is Yours: You’ve got a soft spot for him, so when it comes time to comfort him a lot ‘comes out.’

Brought To Your Knees: (smut) He’s the polar opposite of you, but you still end up with a massive crush on him.

Induratize: to make one’s heart resistant to the love of others

selcouth (sirius): selcouth - unfamiliar, rare, strange, and yet wonderful. The greatest teacher is also a friend. In your case, you’re usually the teacher, but Kenny is alway so eager to listen to you. 

Make A Fuss: (request) Kenny has some body image issues, and you try your best to help despite not being at all close to him.

I Blush Better Than Blood: (request?) You’re the new, incredibly intimidating kid in class, but apparently you get really good grades in biology, the class that Kenny is currently failing. You’re also really, really handsome.

Elliot Alderson (Mr. Robot)

Invariably: Why do we love?

The One Time Debt was Good: (request) You get hurt, and Elliot is a lot nicer when you’re unconscious. part 2

Pinned: (request) He finally lets you teach him how to defend himself. 

Not a Doctor: (request) Elliot relies on your minor in human anatomy to avoid going to the hospital.

bilita mpash: A very good dream about you.

Meliorism: You believe the world will get better. He doesn’t. When you get sleepy, you tell him your thoughts.

Pillows: (request) The two of you enjoy getting high together. Sometimes you both have needs, and it’s easier to provide for each other. 

Decay: Elliot gets vomited into a fantasy world. Fortunately, you’re there to tell him how to not get eaten. Ch 1.

Be It The End Of Days: (request) He barely notices you till you outsmart him at work. Then the curiosity begins, and his interest is vested heavily in you.

And Every Little Thing: (request) You live a lonely life, and not by choice. Elliot ends up trusting you for some reason, and you find yourself enamored with everything he is.

Terrified: (smut/angst) You want something from him and he wants something from you. Unfortunately, the two things you want from each other are as different as night and day.

October 1st: He waits until the last moment and it’s too late.

My Lover Lives In My Eyes: (request) Elliot is in love – the only problem is, your relationship with this realm is very in and out. Sometimes you simply don’t exist.

Disordered and Disorderly: (request) TW: eating disorders. Elliot sometimes forgets to eat, and you don’t know how to help him.

close your eyes: First kiss between friends shared in a sleepy haze.

Cyber Security: An online ad leads him to you, though in reality he has little interest in your ad. What interests him is how you accidentally doxxed yourself and how oblivious you are to that fact.

The Good Time Garden: Getting a little high.

Thoughts:  He keeps coming back to you and there’s no reason; you keep coming back to him with no reason, either. His thoughts try to make sense of it.

The Pacific

Trouble Won’t Let You Forget: (soulmate au) He’s convinced you’re soulmates but you beg to differ.

Weight of a Songbird: He’s keeping you grounded in battle, but he can’t always be there.

Ya’aburnee: (trigger warning in desc.) You’ve met him recently in civilian life, but he still manages to get closer to you than you would’ve liked. 

rantipole: to be wild and reckless.

mono no aware: the gentle wistfulness of the transience of things.

Between or Against: You’re pretty sure Snafu hates you, till he gets into a fight with a prospective love interest of yours.

One Up: (request) You meet him after the war. He tries to impress you with his war stories. You inform him very happily that you have more impressive war stories, and he disagrees.

Valentines’: (request) Quick one shot based off this image.

Can’t Control Human Nature: (request, female reader) Snafu, crushing on you so horribly, finds out you’re a lesbian.

Pretty, Little Doll: Merriel makes friends with the pretty little doll serving ice cream. (almost smut warning)

Betwixt: You’re his sister’s best friend during your shared high school years. He’s... strange. You hardly understand him. But he seems to like you.

Dreams of Valhalla: AU where Sledge and Shelton meet in civilian life at a bar. Sledge takes Shelton home and things progress from there. 

Josh Washington

Autumn Leaves: Every autumn you’ve known him, he’s loved you, but you can’t see it.

In Death: You take care of him.

The Marriage of Fear: The circumstances of your meeting are preposterous and sound like absolute lies. The trail of deceit and murder that follows you after is even more so. 

Punishment Sought: (request) He spanks you. That’s it.

Webb Porter

Beautiful Music: (request) You’re there to help him, but he thinks he can help you.

In Lover’s Blood: (request) Which one of you is more twisted?

Benjamin

From The Shell: (request) Benjamin finds a druid in the forest but can’t bring himself to introduce himself.

Dimly Alive: (request) FTM reader gains the help of Benjamin as the reader tries to find his powers.

Detective Baxter

In Hiding: (request) You’re keeping something from him and his methods of getting your secret are.. unconventional.

The Game: You’re either a weirdo or a psychopath. Either way, you’re going down.

Subterfuge: You’re the new medical examiner. Like most medical examiners, you’re a little... different.

Lyutsifer Safin

Thunder and Lightning: (request) Safin is staring at his scars; you happen to be there.

To the Touch: (request) Some crazy person is stalking you and sending you poisonous bouquets. (pt. 2)

The Question: (request) He kidnaps you, essentially, and promises he’s keeping you safe. But there’s something he’s not telling you––something important, something that many people are willing to kill for. (smut warning)

Thief in Daylight: (request) You break into the wrong hotel room.

Organs, Teeth, and Stingers: (request) As an entomologist, you provide him the detailings of the world of insect poisons.

The Enemy of My Enemy is My Friend: (request) You have an odd relationship with a local, eccentric ‘gardener’.

The Pump: (request) He’s been keeping you locked up. You don’t know why.

Can You Touch Your Reflection?: You find yourself in a similar situation as a young boy by the name of Lyutsifer, and for some reason, he finds himself in you.

The Winter Tradition: (request) Mistletoe and Safin.

Kamuy-Mosir: He latches onto you in his quest to become a God.

Queen

A Taste of What You Paid For: Quiet doesn’t mean submissive and smart doesn’t mean inept outside school.

Photography is an Art (But Love is a Passion): Liz (Rogerina) and (Y/N) meet outside of a party. An unfortunate fate places them together in a photography class shared between two separate schools, right when they thought they'd never see each other again. Much to (Y/N)'s excitement and Liz's chagrin, they get further paired together as partners.

I am Never Afraid to Love: (AO3 Linkpost) You were born long ago, in Athens, in the year 957 BC, as it would later be called. On your 25th birthday you realized you had a gift from the Gods. When your best friend died, you realized you had a curse. When you met a man with sparkling dark eyes, a happy talent for bringing out the best in you, and a remarkable felicity of romantic expression, you saw your blessing once more. Not all things are to last.

Living Haze: John realizes you're in an abusive relationship, but you're being difficult on letting go of your abuser.

My Chemical Romance

Care: There’s an emptiness that can’t be filled with love, at least not for you.

Nobody Knows What I See: You and Gerard chose the wrong house to burgle. 

Rami Malek

In the Heart of Atlas: (birthday fic) He doesn’t fear you––who thought such a simple thing would win your affections?

Will You?: Meeting Rami in the back alley behind an awards show.

Silent Dancer: One of your father’s circus actors is trying to impress you.

Joe Mazzello

Who The Stars Belong To: A fallen angel (you) lands in his apartment, and threatens him with death when he tries to take them to the hospital. 

Marvel

All That Is and Forever Shall Be: Being a ghost in the middle of nowhere, tied to a church no one knows exists can be very lonely. Fortunately for you, a man is trying to make himself lonely, and subsequently gains your friendship that he didn’t ask for.