“The blowing championship of Nebraska.”  From Popular Mechanics, 1927.

Please do join (if only as a spectator) my psychic battle against vintage Popular Mechanics magazine. The phrase “printed matter can be demonic” delivers zero Google results, but that simply testifies to a massive coverup. Vintage Popular Mechanics is the dragon to my St. George. Root for me, even if my anachronistic quest to vanquish this beast perplexes you. Merely recall that linear time is an illusion and have faith that it’s never “too late” to stop the toxic waste of vintage Popular Mechanics from contaminating our world.