did cinderella ever talk to her man about his faceblindness
#'i met the perfect woman but it was a special occasion'#'so now wherever she is her makeup and hair are probably different'#'this is my nightmare'
rip prince charming, who had to let the whole kingdom make jokes about his foot fetish for the rest of his life because every blonde with an updo looks basically the same as far as he can tell
they call him prince charming because heβs always really polite to strangers to cover for the fact that he doesnβt know if heβs supposed to recognize them from somewhere and when youβre a prince that shit starts wars
Prince Charming is a himbo