So I just woke up and my first thought was “what if in the four horsemen of the apocalypse, pestilence was one of those anti-vax moms?”

quite frankly the four white suburban soccer-moms of the apocalypse would scare me way more

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enbylebeau

War is the one constantly screaming at retail workers

Famine is a diet nut, one of the really annoying ones who is all ‘OMG PALEO IS THE TRUE WAY TO EAT AND IF YOU DON’T EAT PALEO YOU’RE GOING TO DIE OF CANCER’

Death drives a minivan

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hekyll-jyde

YES GOOD

I will ALWAYS reblog this.

I want someone to put this in a book or a movie and I need it to be called “Death Drives a Minivan”

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foxsgallery

The shear 90sness cheesiness of that title makes me want RL Stine to right this as a Goosebumps book now.