THINGS I'VE NOTICED ABOUT THE MARS SIGNS (PART 2)
Please note: This post has sexual themes in it. If you're not comfortable with that or you're underage, then this is not the jam for you. Also, these interpretations are not law. They're singular and do not fully portray these placements or how people with these placements actually behave.
I wanna make this clear: I HAVE LIVED.
This is mostly based off of my own experiences with these placements. That doesn't mean that all Mars placements are like this. I am not saying that. I am saying it's based off of my personal experiences and if you don't like how my personal experience with each placement was then that's not really my problem.
I'm anything but timid when it comes to sex or the subject of sex but I understand that not everyone is as comfortable with sex. If you're not okay with explicit language or anything like this then this is not the post for you.
This is definitely going to be a goof though. Take it with a grain of salt.
LIBRA MARS
- Okay, one thing I gotta say about this placement: They're serious about mutual pleasure. If you're not enjoying it, they'll not want to continue.
- Will ask you if you're okay every 5 seconds (such sweethearts)
- THEY'RE INTO BUTT STUFF BUT WILL BE TOO SHY TO ADMIT IT
- Like, I'm so attracted to y'all but nah, it never satisfies me *COUGH COUGH*
- They either know exactly what they're doing or they kiss like a washing machine
- They're more comfortable chilling with you all night instead of having sex, which is great because they give the best cuddles
- Great at dirty talk...
- Will blush whenever you're direct with them
SCORPIO MARS
- Doesn't get with just anyone. They're really picky because sex is transformative and intimate for them
- Will wreck you, like damn
- WHIPS AND CHAINS. Okay, actually, they're more into ropes.
- "Leather-clad and spike collar, I want you down on all fours cause you're so dark, babe"
- Such great kissers
- EYE CONTACT DURING THE DEED WILL END YOU
- There's something about the way that they hold you that just makes you go 🙀
- Not always sadistic and into BDSM, sometimes they're pretty vanilla but the level of intensity and intimacy is still them
SAGITTARIUS MARS
- Innuendos for dayzzz
- If you make them laugh, you'll see their undies drop so fast
- Also into butt stuff, they'll grab it, lick it, bite it
- *Plays Dick In A Box by The Lonely Island to set the mood*
- The attraction to them is like that scene in Mr & Mrs Smith where Jane and John are drinking whiskey and dancing to Mondo Bongo then they start making out in the rain...yeah...
- Sex is SO adventurous and playful but that doesn't mean they can't be serious in bed
- Very primal when it comes to doing the deed, tends not to like too much feelings involved
CAPRICORN MARS
- "Your daughter calls me daddy too"
- They like to touch their partner but privately. They'll run their fingers through your hair, nuzzle your neck but when y'all in public and you try something they'll give you such a cold stare and you'll be like 👁 👄 👁
- Will wanna role play as your boss and you as their secretary. They're really into role play
- If they see you working hard at something, they'll get so turned on but they'll show their admiration later~
- They're really into feet and hands, wear some knee socks and watch them fluster
- Soooooo much stamina
- 10/10 would bend you over something
AQUARIUS MARS
- Freak on the streets and freak in the sheets
- I haven't met an Aquarius Mars that wasn't a freak in bed, even so they're selective about who they show their actual freak sides to. Just like Scorpio Mars.
- They can get pretty detached if they're angry but I personally haven't encountered an Aquarius Mars that was detached in bed.They can be real hot in the sheets
- They're pretty open when it comes to sex and sexuality
- They love dirty talk too
- Please cuddle them after, they absolutely love it
- "Why am I doing this?"
- "This is weird, let's do it 😳"
PISCES MARS
- "MET A GIANT FISH, FUCKED HIS BRAINS OUT"
- Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow. They get so turned on by hentai.
- Another placements that loves feet. Is 100% more likely to ask for a foot job than a Capricorn Mars (You gotta surprise Capricorn Mars with that, they'll freak but they'll love it)
- They're switches too, they match the energy of their partner. They want a sense of balance and synchronization so they tend to tailor their sexual needs to their partner because they love to please so I just realized that I took the scenic route to say they're fucking submissive
- They're so, so soft
- "Can I put my head on your lap?" - A Pisces Mars dropping hints
