could you please put your crying kid on vibrate

I CANT STOP LAUGHING BC I JUST IMAGINE THIS KID SCREAMING ANDTHE MOM PULLS A REMOTE OUT OF HER MOM-BAG AND PRESSES A BUTTON AND THE CHILD JUST STARTS TO VIOLENTLY SHAKE AND THE LOOK OR TERROR ON THE KID’S FACE AS THEY TRY TO MAKE NOISE BUT THEY JUST VIBRATE DEAR GOD