Hypocrisy of each MB Type:

INFJ: Whines about the difficulties of extreme empathy. In reality, a bit smug while spending perhaps 10% of their time actually engaging people.  INTJ: Projects aura of extreme depth and decisiveness. Secretly an obsessive fangirl/boy. ESTJ/ENTJ: “I get more shit done than anybody.” Actually: intimidates ISF types to do the majority of their grunt work.  ENTP: Takes logical shortcuts to jump to conclusions without fact checking ENFJ: Almost always running a secret agenda ESFJ: See ENFJ.  INTP: Can’t handle other people’s emotions because they’re secretly preoccupied with finding their own INFP: Extremely tolerant...until they aren’t anymore. Then, they’ll violate every value they have to make their point.  ENFP: Constantly encouraging others to stretch, when they themselves have areas they stubbornly refuse to change  ESFP/ISFP: pretty on the level, actually ESTP: Can dish it out but can’t take it well  ISTP: Scoffing at everyone else’s superstitious biases while blind to their own ISTJ: What you see is what you get, pretty much. ISFJ: Expecting others to be reliable/predictable (while excusing their own occasional wild hair)