Emily: "You were a two-bit gold digger, fresh off the bus from Hicksville, and what made Mitchum decide to choose you to marry at the time, I'll never know. Hats off to you for bagging him.
He's still a playboy, you know? Of course you know. That would explain why your weight goes up and down 30 pounds every other month.
But these are ugly realities. No one needs to talk about them. Those kids are staying together for as long as they like. You won't stop them. Now, enjoy the event."
