Lorelai: "Snow is nothing but annoying icy frozen water stuff that falls out of the sky at inconvenient times. It's Mother Nature's icy 'Screw you, Lorelai Gilmore.'
It's just stupid stuff you have to shovel out of the way so customers can get into the inn. It's the stuff that melts and leaks through your roof! It's the stuff that stalls your car, it's the stuff that buries your car --
Oh no! No! Don't even try to make up with me now! You and me are through!"