Luke: "You came behind my counter."
Kirk: "I saw Lorelai do it the other day."
Luke: "Lorelai is my fiancée."
Kirk: "So only people you're sleeping with are allowed behind the counter?"
Kirk: "Well, I don't really know you that well, Luke. I mean, I know what you do for a living and I know you're a Scorpio, and you smell okay, but we've never really connected on a deeper level."
