Rogelio: "I have to run. The CW is interested in doing an American adaptation of The Passion of Santos."
Jane: "What's The CW? Like a streaming thing?"
Rogelio: "No! It's a huge network, look it up! Amazing shows, fabulous lineup!"
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Exec: "Rob Lowe as Santos."
Rogelio: "Rob Lowe?! Maybe as Santos' father! Who cares? Nobody heard of this network anyway. It's the armpit of American television."