Luisa: "Maybe I can help?"
"Luisa Accidentally inseminated Jane Had an affair with her stepmother, Rose* * Who was also Sin Rostro"
Rafael: "Where have you been? The police have been looking for you."
Luisa: "I know. I left them a voicemail the second I got back stateside."
Rafael: "Were you with Rose?"
Luisa: "Of course not. She's a murderer that skilled our father.
This is my new girlfriend, the one and only Juicy Jordan.
Our first day in the sweat lodge, Juicy, she just got way too hot, and I mean that in the medical sense, although look at her."
Rafael: "Right [this ship]? How exactly?"
Luisa: "I don't know yet. But I have an IQ of 152 and I basically got through med school drunk, so I'll figure it out.
Did you know she has her own line of velour sweatpants? Oh OK, well, they're not actually hers, but still. She looks amazing in them."