Neighbour 1: "It's the lady with the kid."

Jane: "Jane, actually. Hi! And this is Mateo. Yes, hi!

So anyway, listen. Um, so excited to have you guys in the neighbourhood. Love your sound. I was just wondering if maybe you could not start practice at 10pm?"

Neighbour 1: "Noise ordinance says we can play until 11pm. That's why my dad rented for us here."

Jane: "Oh!"

Neighbour 1: "Yeah."

Jane: "Okay. Yeah. No, I get it. But it's just something about the acoustics. It sounds like you're right inside my house."

Neighbour 2: "So weird, that's what it sounds like for us at six in the morning when that starts howling."

Jane: "Excuse me?"

Neighbour 1: "Noise-cancelling headphones help."

Neighbour 2: "Entitled breeders."