One time i was playing a game online and there was this kid who was probably around 8 who just kept talking throughout the whole match and half the time he’d start his sentences with “not to be rude but…” and then say he got candy for easter or something and it was adorable but a little bit later in the match we were looking for the remaining enemies and he says “not to be rude but…i see them all. I am god.” And ive never been more terrified in my entire life.