The Whirling Whimpus is an ape-like creature found by the lumberjacks in America. The Whirling Whimpus is an ape-like creature that has huge arms and very short, skinny legs. The Whirling Whimpus hunts its prey by standing on one leg and spinning at incredible speeds making it invisible and all the victim will hear is a droning sound before they are rip apart like they were in a blender.