Anonymous asked:

What's the most Australian sentence you can string together

"oi cunt if we’re going on a maccas run d’ya think we could stop to pick up some durries from the servo and then some grog from the bottle-o so we can get fucken maggot or nuh?"

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What does that mean

"hey friend, if we’re going to drive to mcdonalds do you think we could stop to pick up some cigarettes from the gas/service station and then some alcohol from the liqour store so we can get really drunk, or would you prefer not to?"

"cunt" means friend

Cunt does indeed mean friend in Australian this is a real fact