Tomoe River Paper refusing to absorb watercolour for your masochistic-viewing pleaseaur:

💀💀🤣😾

Apparently Sarasa doesn't smudge as much because it dries faster than Pentel EnerGel and Standardpen F2. Yes I appreciate owning every Sarasa/Midliner colour in existance is not normal behaviour at all.

But isn't my collection beautiful?

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✨ This must be what it feels like to be a gajillkonaire... I own every single Zebra Mildliner colour in existance (as of march 2021) & I feel like I can create/do anything in the World & nothing can stop me:

also, I just want to clarify that I don't own like 8 of the same turquoise colour of Sarasa. IDK why the camera/lighting made it look that way—they are all diffrenent shades of greens/blues:

also, Tomoe River Company staff:

you don't get to create magical paper by being "normal" 🤷🏻‍♀️🐈‍⬛💜

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I have an actual hardcopy (CD box) of Hugh Fraser reading the audioboek version of "Cards on the Table" (I've no idea if he's ever narrated one of the stories featuring Hastings lol).

Imagine being so filthy rich to the point of having "fuck you money". "Fuck you money" is when you're so rich, self-righteous assholes can try to cancel you multiple times and you're still rich. 🤷🏻‍♀️🐈‍⬛💜 What a satisfying, beautiful thought... 🖕🏼🖕🏼

I want to be that rich.

That's how these ridiculous agendas and "ideologies" gain traction: some moron with too much FU money is funding those ideas to hit mainstream. Some people 'ave mogh money than they 'have leetle grey cells, mon ami. Now, don't get me wrong: I'm not one of the "eat the rich" crowd—I'm part of the "I want to be happy for everyone & everyone should be rich" gang. I don't hate rich people, I just hate morons. There's a difference.

Also, I fucking hate my accent—I'm thinking of losing it by adopting an Indonesian accent, but unfortunately I can only say "propaganda" in an Indonesian accent without overthinking it (and that's genuinly because for some strange reason idk how to do Inn any other accent but Indonesian—and I've NO IDEA why, unlike my ridiculous misprononciation of "Hitchcock" for which I know the reason for, this is just something I cannot help).

So please do forgive me if I sound a bit off, I'm on a mission to sound more Indonesian:

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So after being ridiculous (writing an entire post about current events in a country I don't even live in lol) I feel like I need to post something sensibly locally-flavoured:

I have decided that I only care about 🇲🇨 Indonesian trans people.

Yesterday on our way back from the Vet's, I saw a trans busker. They're always rail-thin (never voluptuous like the drag queens in the West—nothing like the people you see on RuPaul). I nearly cried. You only ever see them either busking or at the hairdressers'.

Decided that just because Woke Westerners are assholes, sexual minorités in Indonesia shouldn't be punished for it. By Western standards, I would be considered a so-called "TERF". Now, I don't have J.K. Rowling-level "fuck you money", but next time I see a trans busker at the conbini, I'll try to give some extra to them.

#Whiney Westerners can go fuck off